Tougher Than It Looks: I’m at a loss for words at this point. I’ve hit the weights as hard as I possibly can, yet pickle jars are still somehow impossible to twist open. I understand certain things are designed to be difficult for the sake of a gag, such as Chinese finger traps or playing…
While being a rock star is a daydream that most of us have had, hardly anyone actually tries to be one for real. That’s why I started to take up the recorder. Now, it’s no secret that the recorder and I have had a complex relationship. While learning how to play it was a part…
I wrote this almost a year ago, so why are you reading it just now? I submitted it to my editor through, well, more feathered means. In the last century, no one has switched carriers to the degree that I have. That’s right. I swapped my smartphone for a carrier pigeon. His name is Earl,…
