Two Halloweens ago, I left out a bowl of fun-sized candies with a sign that said “Please Take Half of One.” Shortly thereafter, I realized the mistake I made. When I thought about the “Give me something good to eat” rhyme that follows “Trick or treat, smell my feet…”—it hit me like a ton of…
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Tougher Than It Looks: I’m at a loss for words at this point. I’ve hit the weights as hard as I possibly can, yet pickle jars are still somehow impossible to twist open. I understand certain things are designed to be difficult for the sake of a gag, such as Chinese finger traps or playing…
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People say you have to be a master of realism before you can properly paint with simplicity. I guess I was good enough to skip the first part. If I’m being honest, I’ve been sick and tired of what contemporary art has had to offer lately. Paintings of dots and multicolored rectangles are just so…
While being a rock star is a daydream that most of us have had, hardly anyone actually tries to be one for real. That’s why I started to take up the recorder. Now, it’s no secret that the recorder and I have had a complex relationship. While learning how to play it was a part…
I wrote this almost a year ago, so why are you reading it just now? I submitted it to my editor through, well, more feathered means. In the last century, no one has switched carriers to the degree that I have. That’s right. I swapped my smartphone for a carrier pigeon. His name is Earl,…
I just got back from a vacation spot that’s so exclusive, you have to be invited to go there. Normally, you’d have to win a sweepstakes to have a getaway fall into your lap. But, through a crazy stroke of luck, I was sent a ticket to paradise… I was summoned for jury duty. Just…
